Act I, Scene I: Mommy, Daddy and Baby Zog in Mommy and Daddy's bed, early Saturday morning. Baby Zog, having woken up a little earlier than usual, had been brought downstairs to his parents room for "quiet time" so they could pretend it was not yet time to wake up.
Baby Zog to Mommy (tossing a book aside): "hm bah bah, da da, ahh"
Mommy to Baby Zog: "Here, please look at this book again while I lie here with my eyes closed."
Baby Zog to Mommy (looking longingly at the baby monitor on the bedside table): "ba ba da ba dah ah?"
Mommy to Baby Zog: "Okay you can play with this while I lie here with my eyes closed."
Act I, Scene II: Mommy in the kitchen, looking for something to use as an ice pack for her busted, bleeding lip.
Daddy, yelling from bedroom: "Maybe that is why they say the monitor is not intended as a toy. But, wow, our kid can throw!"
5 comments:
OUCH! aw, sorry to hear you got beaten up by your baby. zp has busted tp's lip with his skull a few times. hope you feel better soon!
ooooooh. i'm so sorry! been there done that minus addie playing with the monitor! (dont think she's old enough yet!) she's still at the age where she'll fall back asleep laying there with us...i guess that'll be ending soon! hope your lip gets better...fast!
Oh crap! Ouch! I'm glad you're ok!
I love the blog. You are hilarious. Hope your lip is better!
hahaha...oh man. Jen, you should write a novel. I'd buy it. Miss you guys...
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